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tweetkakke 

A tweet written with such poor syntax that the words seem splooged onto the screen rather than carefully crafted.
Republican strategist Rick Wilson in response to a meandering word salad tweet by President Donald Trump:

“Words, which though random and splooged over the screen like tweetkakke although attempt try diction wrongly English are.”
tweetkakke by fungusrare July 26, 2018
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Tweetkakke 

An orgy of Trump supporters living in their mom's basement collectively ejaculating every time President Cheeto whips out another tweet
After Trump announced that the Tax Cuts would be HUUUGE - Twitter erupted into a Tweetkakke orgy.
Tweetkakke by AngelaChase July 26, 2018

treekkake 

The experience of being hit in the face with falling tree pollen at the beginning of spring.
I'll stay inside until Spring's over; I'm not into treekkake.
treekkake by Xerxes Qados April 29, 2009

tweetquake 

A quake of Twitter activity when everyone rushes to tweet when a big event happens. Inspired by how folks in California will all tweet about earthquakes that just happened like clockwork!

Could also call it a "Twaftershock"
Kicked it in bed, felt the earthquake, got up, hit the web to check Twitter...sure enough, a tweetquake!

The Video Music Awards is bound to cause a tweetquake tonight!
tweetquake by Kuahmel April 4, 2010

TREEkkake 

Tree mating season in the Carolinas
Tree mating season in the Carolinas will leave you covered in so much pollen you’ll feel like you were the recipient of a TREEkkake.
TREEkkake by <image> April 1, 2021