treekkake

The experience of being hit in the face with falling tree pollen at the beginning of spring.

I'll stay inside until Spring's over; I'm not into treekkake.

by Xerxes Qados April 29, 2009

TREEkkake

Tree mating season in the Carolinas

Tree mating season in the Carolinas will leave you covered in so much pollen you’ll feel like you were the recipient of a TREEkkake.

by <image> April 1, 2021

teukkake

Etymology: a merging of Teutonic and bukkake.

Teukkake is what happens when first year German language students feel the need to spit constant consonants in your face. Typically coincides with excessive Kraut-rock abuse and a misplaced sense of cultural superiority.

"God-damnit, Heinrich, stop spitting in my face and put your Rammstein away! F-ing Kraut-smoker!"

...

"Yeah. Heinrich? That's not even his name, it's Humbert and he blew a Teukkake all over my face when he found a Blur album in my car."

by me, not you December 18, 2005

treekake

Pollen season; aka when trees blow loads on your face

Maria has been sneezing and gagging all week must be that treekake

by Treewife May 20, 2017

tweetkkake

A sudden burst of re-tweets among several followers. Usually in the middle of an unrelated Twitter conversation.

"I had to unfollow that guy because of his rampant tweetkkakery."

by elcocopeli July 21, 2009

Treebaker111

Treebaker111, also known as a absolute beast. Treebaker111 is the god of memes and also stands for "everything you ever need".

Treebaker111 is my dad.
Treebaker111 is the best redditor ever!
Treebaker111 has left school.

by Treebaker111 September 30, 2019