A tweet written with such poor syntax that the words seem splooged onto the screen rather than carefully crafted.
Republican strategist Rick Wilson in response to a meandering word salad tweet by President Donald Trump:

“Words, which though random and splooged over the screen like tweetkakke although attempt try diction wrongly English are.”
by fungusrare July 27, 2018
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An orgy of Trump supporters living in their mom's basement collectively ejaculating every time President Cheeto whips out another tweet
After Trump announced that the Tax Cuts would be HUUUGE - Twitter erupted into a Tweetkakke orgy.
by AngelaChase July 27, 2018
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