Kuahmel's definitions

tweetquake

A quake of Twitter activity when everyone rushes to tweet when a big event happens. Inspired by how folks in California will all tweet about earthquakes that just happened like clockwork!

Could also call it a "Twaftershock"

Kicked it in bed, felt the earthquake, got up, hit the web to check Twitter...sure enough, a tweetquake!

The Video Music Awards is bound to cause a tweetquake tonight!

by Kuahmel April 4, 2010

gaycist

adj 1. when an act is gay and racist simultaneously 2. involving gayness and racism in the same situation

Note: Unlike the other definitions, this sense has nothing to do with homophobia

The sitcom Community actually had two gaycist moments:
-Abed is hand feeding a Black man chicken fingers with a lover's tease to it as the guy has a smile on his face. The chicken part is a no-brainer but read on...
-On a dare from Chang, Pierce, and more to the point, Troy, a Black character, show up to a school dance in ladies' pantsuits. The gaycism is obvious when one considers the issue of Hollywood frequently placing Black actors in emasculating situations

Also gaycist is when a flamboyant gay man, Matthew Miller, auditions for American Idol. When he finishes, he says that a lady once told him he sounded like a "skinny Black woman." And mockery ensues...
Simon: We're not sure whether it's Matthew or Martha
Randy: Is Martha the name of a skinny Black woman?
Matthew: No, if I was a skinny Black woman, I think I'd be like Shakiki or Shaquana

by Kuahmel April 25, 2010

elbow

adj. another term for "bad" usually as in a thing. syn. of wack, booty, garbage, booboo, huff, weak, etc.

Those who didn't grow up in Southern California may not be familiar with this sense of the term.

Man, that movie was elbow, don't even waste your money on a bootleg of it!

Common's last album was elbow, he gotta come correct next time or he's finished!

by Kuahmel December 21, 2009

We don't believe you, you need more people

A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.

Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!

Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.

Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...

by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

if you like it, I love it

Said when letting an individual do him/her, when you either aren't in the mood to criticize them, or feel it's not your place to, whether or not you agree with their behavior. Because hey, what they eat doesn't make you sh*t, why give yourself gray hairs tryna change 'em?

If you like it, I love it...they're your kids, not mine.

Me: Wow, your girl wears a mad lot of makeup!
He: Hey, as long as the p*ssy and money don't stop, I say to her "if you like it, I love it."

Whatever floats your boat, if you like it, I love it.

by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

put a lot on it

to overdo, overhype, overstate, exaggerate, try/go too hard, get ahead of yourself.

see also: doing the most, doing too much

Y'all puttin' a lot on it, me and her, we just friends, I am NOT shaggin' her!

Brenda is a true drama queen who has a tendency to put a lot on it.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

booed up

In a relationship, esp. in the manner that the two involved seem joined at the hip and don't do anything that doesn't involve each other. This can potentially irritate friends.

I don't check for a lot of the homies anymore. They're all booed up, so it's a waste of time inviting them out.

My boy gets booed up and starts actin' brand new. Everything's "my girl" this, "my girl" that. Disgusting.

by Kuahmel October 18, 2008