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A person acting sensitive, mad, or butt hurt as if something said applied to them (hit home)

Someone who responds defensively to a general statement, meaning they clearly took it personal
Throw it out there, and a hit dog will holler.

Girls that call the Leykis show tend to be hit dogs because they're always poppin' that "not all women are like that!" sh*t when Tom never said "ALL women."

Old defensive a*s hit dog, I wasn't even talkin' about you in particular, wipe ya mouth!

The right wingers were being hit dogs for Sarah Palin when Obama said "lipstick on a pig."
by Kuahmel January 22, 2009
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Said when letting an individual do him/her, when you either aren't in the mood to criticize them, or feel it's not your place to, whether or not you agree with their behavior. Because hey, what they eat doesn't make you sh*t, why give yourself gray hairs tryna change 'em?
If you like it, I love it...they're your kids, not mine.

Me: Wow, your girl wears a mad lot of makeup!
He: Hey, as long as the p*ssy and money don't stop, I say to her "if you like it, I love it."

Whatever floats your boat, if you like it, I love it.
by Kuahmel December 19, 2009
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adj. describing a chick with very sweet natural boobs. She is often also thick in the right places.
I almost blew my load in that club last night. About 80% of the freaks in there was milk! Cleavage was on point, nips thru the top, e'ything!

Tocarra Jones is milk. Jessica Simpson is milk. Taral Hicks, milk. Punky Brewster, Kim Fields, Jazmine Cashmere, Latifah before the breast reduction...milk. Yeah, I said it.
by Kuahmel January 22, 2009
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An often high-maintenance female's high-pressure, unreasonable, unrealistic, and even bizarre criteria she expects a guy to adhere to. Hard to even just consider it at best high standards when it generally comes off merely as a woman having a man on the hot seat as if her sh*t don't stink. And it's no wonder why a girl on this tip is single and bitter.

Named for the cast member from MTV's The Real World Boston who had this ridiculous list of 200+ requirements a man had to meet in order to date her. Also known as "Kameelah-a$$ list" in the Okayplayer community.
Does every girl on BlackPlanet have to have a Kameelah list on her page?

If you meet a chick from a sorority, chances are she's sizing you up on her Kameelah list.
by Kuahmel November 30, 2009
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a term usually used in a derogatory manner to describe brand new things, and how sought after and fawned over they are by people who often already have perfectly good items said new thing would be replacing, usually in an attempt to stay hip or cool, be "first on the block," or keep up with the Joneses.
The Apple fanboys always gotta have the latest and greatest, faithfully in line for new iPads and iPhones, even if their current ones are only a few months old and the new ones aren't that much different.

Hayley, you already have 12 Prada bags, do you really need to chase down the latest and greatest?

Gotta love how these spoiled hipsters use their trust funds on the latest and greatest!
by Kuahmel March 10, 2013
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to throw up (vomit). yes, blowing chunks can sound like the word "Buick" if you listen.
One smell of her gunch and you'll buick up dinner and drinks all at once.
by Kuahmel January 23, 2009
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adj. extremely hood in personality and mannerisms, like a person from the eastern half of South Los Angeles, hence "easty"

Them n*ggas are EASTY! Still wearin' corduroy house shoes and pom-pom socks!
by Kuahmel January 22, 2009
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