twatswatter 

made up by dane cook. a twatswatter is a woman who prevents another woman from getting laid.

that bitch was a twatswatter.

twatswatter by sarah1988 June 2, 2009

twatswatter 

Very similar to the word that applies to men "cockblocker" or to be cockblocked. Simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Sarah: I was about to have sex with Kevin last night when my roommate came home.

Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!

twatswatter by wizardofwords May 16, 2009

twatswatter 

Female version of a cockblocker.

Layla: "Susie told that guy at the club I was talking to that I had AIDS. She's such a twatswatter."

twatswatter by februaryair May 17, 2009

Twatswatter 

The term for a female who stops a friend who is also a female from getting laid. (The opposite of cockblocker)

Omfg I was so going to fuck that guy. But Dannah had to come and kill the conversation. Ughhh, she is such a twatswatter

Twatswatter by Robb Fox™ December 4, 2009

Twat Swatter 

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas

"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"

Twat Swatter by enhoJ August 17, 2008

Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.

I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!

Twatsaster by Masta Z September 6, 2013

Twat Swatter 

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When a woman prevents another woman from getting laid.

Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!

Twat Swatter by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010