twatswatter
that bitch was a twatswatter.
twatswatter by sarah1988 June 2, 2009
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twatswatter
Very similar to the word that applies to men "cockblocker" or to be cockblocked. Simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.
Sarah: I was about to have sex with Kevin last night when my roommate came home.
Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!
Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!
twatswatter by wizardofwords May 16, 2009
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twatswatter
Layla: "Susie told that guy at the club I was talking to that I had AIDS. She's such a twatswatter."
twatswatter by februaryair May 17, 2009
Twatswatter
The term for a female who stops a friend who is also a female from getting laid. (The opposite of cockblocker)
Omfg I was so going to fuck that guy. But Dannah had to come and kill the conversation. Ughhh, she is such a twatswatter
Twatswatter by Robb Fox™ December 4, 2009
Twat Swatter
When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")
Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
Twat Swatter by enhoJ August 17, 2008
Twatsaster
A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
Twatsaster by Masta Z September 6, 2013
Twat Swatter
Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!
Twat Swatter by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010
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