twatsag
He annoyed me with all his twatsag so I unfollowed him.
twatsag by able mabel August 14, 2009
Words you can keep
Twattage
Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.
1.
"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."
"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."
2.
"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"
"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."
"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."
"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."
2.
"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"
"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."
Twattage by gotterdammerung!!!! November 1, 2009
Related Words
twatsag • twatbag • twattage • Twatage • twatbagel • twatmag • twatsauce • Twattage Cheese • Twatagecheeze • Twatbagged
Twatsaster
A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
Twatsaster by Masta Z September 6, 2013
Twatswaggle
When a girl is such a whore when she walks all you can hear is her pussy lips hitting the sides of her legs
Damn don't go near her you can hear her twatswaggle from here
I was gonna go after that girl but her twatswaggle scared me off
I was gonna go after that girl but her twatswaggle scared me off
Twatswaggle by DRAM August 1, 2012
Twattage Cheese
Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.
Twattage Cheese by Igor Beaver January 12, 2009
twatsap
twatsap by twatsapper September 16, 2010
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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