twatscara

A dark film surrounding the vagina after sex or exercise or both. Like mascara on the eye but scarier. A hairy, wet, clumpy ring.

Becky: "Geesh Kelly, your twatscara is running!"

Killah Kal: "I couldn't go down on Helen because her twatscara made her cunt look like a bruised shut eye."

by Princess Slayah June 21, 2009

Twatswana

A general term for a lesbian vacation destination where sex will be the main activity. The destination can be a variety of places.

Shaniqua: Hey Cindy. Wanna go to Twatswana this weekend?

Cindy: Oh definitely. Shall I bring the double sided dildo?

Shaniqua: Nah. No need. I already gots one.

Barbara (slapping Shaniqua): Stay way from my woman.

by Kelly MacDaddy April 26, 2008

twatcracker

1. One who is in the business of stealing another persons V-Card

2. A food such as a wheat thin or other type of cracker that has been laced with vaginal juices

1. You twatcracker, you had sex with a virgin last night!

2. Damn that twatcracker was nasty as shit

by UTC (Uncle TwatCracker) June 18, 2007

twatarang

A person who is insultive repetativly twatarangs are an even more mental type of troll

Example
Troll: 0m9 M1l3y C1ru5 1s s00oo0 aw3sum
guy: stop speaking 1337 you retard troll
Troll: wart u Kn0ws b0ut it y0u g4y
guy: oh for the love of god would you shut up and learn to speak
Troll: y4aH Bu7 yur gay
guy: argh your such a twatarang
Troll: f**k 0ff y0u gay n 13sbien

by steve the cloaked hamster March 13, 2010

ThatScaryKidd

A really funny person, who knows everything in the world.

One who lives to entertain somebody.

HEY is that ThatScaryKidd?

..Yes, yes it is.

by Roseeeeeee November 13, 2010

Twatsoracle

A twat of such epic proportions the world itself shudders at its reckoning.

My roommate and his twatsoracle of complaints make me want to sew his mouth closed.

He is such a twatsoracle that I can't stand to be around him.

by Le Awesomeness AKA Dr. Random December 3, 2010

Twatacabra

The most dangerous and deadly man -eating woman in the vicinity. She snatches up guys and uses them up like tissue paper. Then she moves on to another. Sexually insatiable, she adds a new victim to her tally every few days. Beware! The twatacabra is bad news!

Ted hasn't been the same since that twatacabra Nancy got through with him.

by geinman June 23, 2013