dane cook

A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.

guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand? dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook. guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.

by 90% Airzooka August 19, 2007

dane cook

unfunny

dane cook is unfunny

by mrintelectual August 29, 2008

dane cook

A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.

I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.

by chinaman February 15, 2007

dane cook

Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook

"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."

by yomama16 May 25, 2009

dane cook

worst commedian ever so overatted not even funny remotely

dane cook is about as funny as Bob Saget

by rest67 July 11, 2008

dane cook

A stand-up comedian who has become popular as of late. Known for his wild stories and eccentric manner. He is one of the newest comics on the rise. He has released two CD's, "Retaliation" and "Harmful If Swallowed." Has also appeared on numerous TV shows and had a minor roll in the movie "Waiting."

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

by SeanMurface April 11, 2006

dane cook

an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.

Shut up man, you're being really Dane Cook.

by Dane Cook himself September 09, 2006