Twatsaddle

A saddle for the twat.Can be anything that may be ridden by the twat, especially nobbly sweetcorn.
Can also be used as a name for someone you don't like

Hey Twatsaddle, suck my Jagon

by Catherine March 11, 2005

twatwaddle

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey waddle. Hence, twatwaddle.

Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried beneath all that twatwaddle!

by PantherNY January 2, 2011

twatwaddle

when you fuck too hard and walk funny the next day.

after a fulfilling night of nymphophagic fucking, i couldn't help but notice her twatwaddle.

by mystery cult March 22, 2008

twatcandle

an ornate, flammable, fallic shaped instrument used for generating orgasms.

wow, what a massive twatcandle

by Harry November 24, 2003

Twathandle

Noun: British vulgar slang

A person of dull wits whom is easily influenced. (used as a general term of endearment)

"Guys, I just convinced Rob to jam his cock into a toaster!"

"Oh, he is such a twathandle."

by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

twatswaddler

A guy/girl who is clingy in the relationship.

Sara: Diane isn't going to the party with us tonight.

Jenn: Why not?

Sara: She said she "forgot" that Jake was coming over to watch movies with her.

Jenn: Oh right...he's such a twatswaddler. She can't do anything without him being up her ass! She needs to rethink that relationship.

by esrohar December 2, 2010

Twatwoddle

Someone who refuses to accept the truth and in turn, looks like a complete idiot

person: Alex is a boy's name.
Alex: no it is not
person: what a Twatwoddle

by K3tcup October 26, 2018