Twatsaddle 

A saddle for the twat.Can be anything that may be ridden by the twat, especially nobbly sweetcorn.
Can also be used as a name for someone you don't like

Hey Twatsaddle, suck my Jagon

Twatsaddle by Catherine March 11, 2005

twatwaddle 

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey waddle. Hence, twatwaddle.

Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried beneath all that twatwaddle!

twatwaddle by PantherNY January 2, 2011

twatwaddle 

when you fuck too hard and walk funny the next day.

after a fulfilling night of nymphophagic fucking, i couldn't help but notice her twatwaddle.

twatwaddle by mystery cult March 22, 2008

twatcandle

an ornate, flammable, fallic shaped instrument used for generating orgasms.

wow, what a massive twatcandle

twatcandle by Harry November 24, 2003

Twathandle 

Noun: British vulgar slang

A person of dull wits whom is easily influenced. (used as a general term of endearment)

"Guys, I just convinced Rob to jam his cock into a toaster!"

"Oh, he is such a twathandle."

Twathandle by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

twatswaddler 

A guy/girl who is clingy in the relationship.

Sara: Diane isn't going to the party with us tonight.

Jenn: Why not?

Sara: She said she "forgot" that Jake was coming over to watch movies with her.

Jenn: Oh right...he's such a twatswaddler. She can't do anything without him being up her ass! She needs to rethink that relationship.

twatswaddler by esrohar December 2, 2010

Twatwaddle

A completely arrogant self-absorbed self-important dumbass. Descriptive terms like simpleton, idiot, moron, or imbecile fail to fully capture the extent of this persons lack of intellect and knowledge.

An individual who uses their station, position, title or profession to impose their will over those they find and/or believe to be offensive based solely on their own ignorant opinion.
An individual who seeks to impose an ideology and/or personal opinion on others, and often believes they are the final word in any controversy or debate.
A person marked by stupidity or foolishness who claims to own some sort of authority and/or expertise that they do not possess, especially in matters of political expertise, cultural knowledge, and/or anything to do with society and the general public at large.

Hollywood actor/actress (insert name here) is a complete twatwaddle!

Twatwaddle by Reverend Greybeard May 3, 2026