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A guy who comes off as rude but actually is very kind,calm and sweet.Always there to help others.Also he’s very pleasing to look at.He usually doesn’t talk much but he’s very funny and he’s a professional in roasting people.
“I wanna be twasin when I grow up!”
“This twasin guy is very hot.”
twasin by 783256 November 24, 2020
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A Romanian gipsy who hates Messi because he obliterated his idol Penaldo many times. Twain frequently posts on /sp/, a board on 4chan discussing sports. He is recognizable by his anti messi posting whenever Penaldo is having a shit game under different flags because he pays for VPN to shitpost on 4chan (the absolute state of him) and has many aliases depending on what flag he posts under. Usually posts under Serbian proxy (Twainovic) and Sudaca proxies (Twainandez, mostly Argentinian proxy to make Argentinians look retarded and sometimes his Uruguayan proxy). Goes into a meltdown whenever Messi is having a good game and starts accusing everyone as Alfonso (His schizophrenic boogeyman) whenever someone is defending Messi
Alphonso isn't real Twain, seek help

Oh great, PSG lost, Twain is having a field day today

O TWAINANDEZ, stop using your sudaca proxies, you're not fooling anyone
Twain by Baseduncu March 9, 2022
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When your girlfriend wants to turn you on, but keeps doing it until it lasts like a whole 2 hours. ...Love Ale
"My girl has been teasing me all day what a I gonna do.
Teasing by AleTheSauceBossSSandro September 27, 2017

Type Teasing 

To be notified by an instant messaging system that the other user is typing, but never receive an actual message.
When using instant messaging the program will notify you that the other person is typing. Type teasing is when you see this notification but do not receive an actual instant message.
"The other day I was twaxin on some dank ass cookies nigga."
Twaxin by yamamabeatsya August 21, 2011
Any of the students from the Mark Twain School for "Special Kids". Any Mark Twain kid that got arrested or in juvenille court system.
I heard he's a Twainiac, he stole a few cars before coming here.
Twainiac by GBurgNupe August 24, 2004

Mark Twain 

A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.
"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain
Mark Twain by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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