twaint

The area of skin between the vagina and the anus.

I’ve got a genital wart on my twaint.
Your taint?
No, I’m a girl, my TWAINT. Dubmass.

by count awesome April 27, 2006

twaint

The act of pulling out of the vagina and slapping and rubbing the clitoris with the penis head.

Bitches jeans look like they painted on. Ima get that pussy twainted on.

I was twainting when I busted.

by Twaintin tyrant November 25, 2009

twaint

The twaint is that part of the taint which is closest to the twat

The twaint,not to be confused with the entire taint, is the small area which requires special treatment due to its proximity to the vaginal opening.

by The old master tainter July 30, 2009

Twaint

The area between the vagina & asshole to provide plenty of time to wipe away semen before entering the asshole. (0)

I wiped my twaint.

by KENNYMOSSONEWORD September 7, 2007

Twaint

(noun) Trace elements of fountain soda which contaminate water at fast-food restaurants when the water line shares a spigot with a soda line.

Alex: I thought you were just getting water? That looks like tea.

Norb: Nah, it's just the twaint.

by Rev. Nørb May 20, 2010

taint cheese

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.

My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.

by Woodbilly December 2, 2011

taint

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

by Chane. February 1, 2020