Definitions by JJHOUSEE

Mark Twain 

A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.

"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain

Mark Twain by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010

Truck fucked 

The act of being caught behind a semi and being fucked over due to its slow rate of acceleration. It can occur at a traffic light or while being stuck in a lane behind a truck.

1: That semi just pulled out in front of me going 30 on the fucking highway!!

Sounds like you just got truck fucked.

2: I just truck fucked that entire lane by not letting anyone pull out, I'm awesome.

You're a douchebag.

Truck fucked by JJHOUSEE August 14, 2010

Death Grip 

If while holding an iPhone 4, you cover up the black strip on the edge causing your signal strength to suddenly plummet.

Steve: Whoa did we just enter a tunnel or something? I have no signal
Jobs: Dude stop giving your phone the death grip.
Steve: Fucking iPhones

Death Grip by JJHOUSEE July 7, 2010

BIOB 

To "blame it on bush." Generally used to blame current problems on the former George W. Bush presidency.

Guy 1: Another ten thousand gallons an hour what the fuck??

Guy 2: BIOB man

BIOB by JJHOUSEE July 5, 2010