A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.
"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain
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A man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.
oh look another mark twain is on tv.
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Much like a hitler but used with seamen, creating the illusion of a white mustache
I gave Brett a Mark Twain while he was sleeping
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This is the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Also, it is riverboat slang, meaning the water is deep enough for the boat.
by Horatio Gates June 3, 2005
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Basically just a classy way to refer to a girls tits or more formally, her “breasts
God man, I can stop looking at Chelsea’s Mark Twain’s”

“Really man? She mad thicc, that’s what you’re looking at?”

“Yeah man, my eyes just gravitate bro”

“I’ll pray for you bro”

Feels bad man
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he lived in hanible a small town with nothing much there.
old writer that lived in the day he was a pimp
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This middle school, is gay asf. It’s not gay because of the kids, but because of the people who teach there. They all give eachother head when the students aren’t looking.
Person 1: Have you heard about that one gay school
Person 2: Are you talking about Mark Twain MS? That school is gay ashiii
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