Mark Twain

A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.

"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain

by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010

Mark Twain

A man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.

oh look another mark twain is on tv.

by oh sheeeet November 27, 2010

Mark Twain

A slimy school for little boys who juul and fail their classes. Also why are the school colors so bad like come on guys

Ugh my school is SUCH a mArK tWaIn

by Yes ma’am April 18, 2019

Mark Twain

Much like a hitler but used with seamen, creating the illusion of a white mustache

I gave Brett a Mark Twain while he was sleeping

by Mike-man October 30, 2005

mark twain

This is the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Also, it is riverboat slang, meaning the water is deep enough for the boat.

Mark Twain is the author of Huckleberry Finn.

by Horatio Gates June 3, 2005

Mark Twain’s

Basically just a classy way to refer to a girls tits or more formally, her “breasts”

“God man, I can stop looking at Chelsea’s Mark Twain’s”

“Really man? She mad thicc, that’s what you’re looking at?”

“Yeah man, my eyes just gravitate bro”

“I’ll pray for you bro”

“Feels bad man”

by PotatoMasterJDM January 7, 2019

Mark twain

A Master bating method where someone else grabs your junk and you grab their hand to work your junk.

Jeremy was tired of feeling his own dick so he used chuck to perform the Mark Twain so Jeremy could get off

by WormforFish April 22, 2018