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A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.
"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain
by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010
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This is the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Also, it is riverboat slang, meaning the water is deep enough for the boat.
by Horatio Gates June 03, 2005
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he lived in hanible a small town with nothing much there.
old writer that lived in the day he was a pimp
by johny November 18, 2004
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A Master bating method where someone else grabs your junk and you grab their hand to work your junk.
Jeremy was tired of feeling his own dick so he used chuck to perform the Mark Twain so Jeremy could get off
by WormforFish May 29, 2018
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