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Technical term realting to devices such as scanners attached to computers.
TWAIN stands for
Technology Without An Interesting Name.
No shit.
And now we'll just grab that picture from the mag via your twain scanner.
by w00x January 08, 2004
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of taiwan, tawny. is a legend, wise, knowledgable, omni present.
-that guy twain has knowlegde,lets go get mashup
- yer, mashup!! -props!!!
by twain September 16, 2005
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Judy won't leave me alone, shes such a fucking twain.
Stop being such a twain.
Bonnie-"Mommy! Suzy called me a twain!!". Mom- " You are a twain"
by Sarahahaha! October 10, 2005
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The length of your buttcrack spanning from your asshole to the small of your back.
My Twain was chaffed because my thong underwear was too small.
by Thomas M. Pace July 23, 2008
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An insult used to insinuate that an opinion does not matter or hold credence.

The term is derived from the phrase "my two cents" in an attempt to use sarcasm and irony to convey the lack of personal interest the speaker of the word holds for another's opinion.
"Nobody respects your twain garbage"

"Thank you for sharing your twain *sarcasm*, now I am going to go and do something that is useful"

"Keep your twain to yourself"
by scraz51_again September 09, 2009
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