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abusing the hose 

it is a word used to define masterbation in some areas
i caught him abusing the hose this morning and, he's been shy ever since
,or,

kid-"what were you doing....abusing the hose..... or what"

Abusing The Cheese 

A nerd slang from the ninties, commonly referred to in video gaming, which is used to describe a move of uber pwnage used in rapid succession to defeat the opponent. Some video games (Rage) will sometimes show a symbol involving a piece of cheese with a cancellation symbol above it to indicate that a player is rapidly using the same move over and over and will drain their health total to even the balance of pwnage they have caused.
WTF Dalsim! Stop side sweeping me, you're abusing the cheese!
Abusing The Cheese by Garry Cron January 31, 2008

Abusing Angles

All too commonly used on myspace,facebook, etc.. Abusing angles is when some lardulous fatass or hairy bull dyke positions their camera off to the side or way above their head at an angle which makes them look halfway decent.
Timm seems to have abs in his pics, but carries his own orbit in real life. He's obv abusing angles.
Abusing Angles by pro.feshinal October 19, 2008

Abusing Love 143 

143

There are prerequisites for saying “I love you” otherwise you will be abusing the word love which will lead to failure.
P1: I love you
P2: I love you too
P1: I love you so much

P2: same wise, love
P1: 143
P2: 143
P1: I love you
P2: I love you

A few months later:

P1: asshole

P2: bitch

If love was a person:

Don’t ever use me you worthless ignorants.

Don’t be abusing love 143

abusing the joystick

I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.

car abusing

Car abuse is the term give to the manner of driving in which the car is pushed to the limits. Car abuse includes driving at insane speeds, burnouts, and drifting.
"You you wanna go car abusing? Last time I did the biggest burnout eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever.
car abusing by Buck Foston March 29, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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