Get the turtleito mug.With all your mighty power, after hours of long hard work, you're finally able to shit a dense slippery one half way out untill it pops back in your anus against your will.
If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.
A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.
It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.
A dejavu poop.
A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"
It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.
That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.
A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.
A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.
A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.
It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.
A dejavu poop.
A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"
It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.
That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.
A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.
A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
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When Dr. Kelso gets smashed at turk and carlas wedding, he starts calling them mr. and mrs. turkleton. It stuck for the rest of the seasons.
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Get the turtletown mug.inserting the finger in the anus and smearing reminates upon the upperlip of a bud, also called a hittler.
by naughty noel June 20, 2009
Get the turtlestach mug.an affectionate name for someone you truly care about and would take bullets for. A person whom you would sing songs to or lullabies and could never imagine a world without that person you truly adore.
a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
I sing songs to my daughter before she goes to sleep.
Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
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