Problems

Events that occur due to the fact that you touch yourself at night.

Billy: "Mom, why do babies cry?"
Mom: "Because you touch yourself at night, Billy, that what their problems are."

by Barzan Abu Al-Ghafur August 26, 2008

Problems

To fart on an extreme scale of either quantity(volume/amount) or quality (potency/linger time)

Arr mate you've got problems

by Team Cabbage August 30, 2006

Problems

Steal them? Shit, I’d give them to you for free if you asked.

Hym “Problems? What problems? I’m on top of the fucking world right now.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

No Problem

Casual "you're welcome." As in "there's no need for thanks, it wasn't a hassle."

"Hey, thanks for giving me a ride!"
"Sure! No problem!"

by Julivee December 01, 2005

problems

Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex instead of Emergency Medical Services!

While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!

by 44431 October 27, 2011

The Problem

Something I’m apparently a part of now?

Me: “I respectfully disagree with you but I want to still be on good terms despite our differing opinions”
Stupid person: “Ugh you are a part of the problem”

by DeiselSandwich July 08, 2020

problems

The human condition.

I not only have problems, I am problems.

by Ereck Flowers November 27, 2018