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inserting the finger in the anus and smearing reminates upon the upperlip of a bud, also called a hittler.
Doug kicked Steve's ass for giving him a turtlestach lastnight.
by naughty noel June 20, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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