Turtlestomp

To force someone to place their teeth on a curb or other raised edge and kick them in the head, usually causing great dental anguish and damage, if not death. Probably descriptive of the damage such an act would cause to the cranium, as if one jumped on a turtle resting on a hard surface. As depicted in American History X.

Tom's teeth are so mangled, I'd swear someone gave him a turtlestomp.

by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

Turtletimper

(Adj.)
This word is used to describe a person that timps another.

You are a turtletimper.

by Zbreg February 14, 2005

turtletopination

To run a nation on top of a turtle

Did you know that the native americans ran on a turtletopination infact they bilived that all land masses were giant turtles.

by pandattack12 March 12, 2010