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To force someone to place their teeth on a curb or other raised edge and kick them in the head, usually causing great dental anguish and damage, if not death. Probably descriptive of the damage such an act would cause to the cranium, as if one jumped on a turtle resting on a hard surface. As depicted in American History X.
Tom's teeth are so mangled, I'd swear someone gave him a turtlestomp.
by Odinsworn December 19, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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