turpie 

when you poop and fart at the same time

ah dude, you did a turpie

turpie by jamesbob12 January 25, 2008

Turdpiece

Opposite of "showpiece" - something denoting failure or deserving of admonishment; total crap, garbage

The paper John turned in was a total turdpiece...but I'm not surprised because he put it together at the last minute.

Turdpiece by FlackDaddy October 22, 2013

Turpin High School 

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.

When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

Turpin High School by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021

Turkied 

Verb. To get fingered by someone. Only applicable to women.

I got turkied at that party last night!

I'm getting turkied by my boyfriend under the table right now!

I shouldn't have dumped him, he turkied me so good!

Turkied by GettinTurkied April 1, 2011

turpey thigh

Widely contested as the region from buttocks to ankle, or lower calf muscle, the turpey thigh. Strong and stout, clean, smooth lines of muscler formations. Viewed in many cultures as the most important part of a women, usually upper echelon and wealthy.

Mm mm mmmmm... look at those turpey thighs... damn!

turpey thigh by turpey_lovin_fool January 30, 2015

turkied up 

To consume large amounts of wild turkey 101, get blacked out drunk, and make piss poor decisions

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning?
Dude#2. Like total shit. I got all turkied up, scored an 8 ball, blew all my money, and the wife is super pissed.

Dude#1. You will learn one of these days.

turkied up by Cheetoman69er February 4, 2017

Turple 

Adjective: When some one acts agressive, annoying and persistantly cocky.

He has been acting turple all day.

Turple by C Adams June 18, 2010