turdie 

The immature brother of the selfie.

Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.

Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.

I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.

turdie by meezy December 12, 2013

Turdie 

A fan of Songshit ASMR

"Have you seen that one comment left by one of her fans, where they said she's as good, if not better than Gordon Ramsey when it comes to cooking?"

"Her fellow turdies are as delusional as their egg chin queen."

Turdie by Abe.. May 10, 2021

turdie 

This word is from the word turd which also means crap, therefore turdie is similar to the word crappy.

This meat is turdie.

Meaning; This meat is not to the highest quality.

turdie by Ben-Chi Minh September 7, 2004

Turdie McCrappeton

A fat, stinky dude who is either constipated or suffering from diarrhea at any given time. He lives in a trailer right next to the Pottery Barn and has 4 cats living in his house.

Turdie McCrapperton likes to touch on little girls

Turdie McCrappeton by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003

Turdpiece

Opposite of "showpiece" - something denoting failure or deserving of admonishment; total crap, garbage

The paper John turned in was a total turdpiece...but I'm not surprised because he put it together at the last minute.

Turdpiece by FlackDaddy October 22, 2013

Bird Turding 

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.

"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."

Bird Turding by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015

Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019