Turkied 

Verb. To get fingered by someone. Only applicable to women.

I got turkied at that party last night!

I'm getting turkied by my boyfriend under the table right now!

I shouldn't have dumped him, he turkied me so good!

Turkied by GettinTurkied April 1, 2011

turkied 

Term used by suberban white girls meaning 'extremely drunk'

she was so turkied last night at the party that she threw up several times

turkied by elissa August 21, 2004

Turkied 

To tie the sleeves of someones coat/jumper so when they put their arm into it they can't push it right the way down the sleeve and therefore flap like a Turkey!

Hah hah he has been turkied!

Turkied by Maggied123 December 17, 2009

turkied up 

To consume large amounts of wild turkey 101, get blacked out drunk, and make piss poor decisions

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning?
Dude#2. Like total shit. I got all turkied up, scored an 8 ball, blew all my money, and the wife is super pissed.

Dude#1. You will learn one of these days.

turkied up by Cheetoman69er February 4, 2017

Mud Turkied 

Supremely owned, embarrassingly schooled

"I just totally Mud Turkied you at a game of pool." Which translates roughly in to, "I just beat you so bad at pool that your mother started crying and offered me her body so I would stop destroying you so madKorely".

Mud Turkied by Jeremy Slider November 15, 2007

turked

To be ass raped. Roughly.

He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.

turked by CharlieilrahC May 20, 2008

dem turkies 

A particularly weird group of friends that needs to have a name

We are dem turkies. Wanna join?

dem turkies by Nerd and a White kid June 3, 2017