turkpike 

General ethnic slur — where all the Turks to drive 80 miles an hour. Also used in headlines of the Record Courier, quite possibly one of the worst newspapers in the country.

"Fuck! I got pulled over on the turkpike!"

turkpike by Gavin Action Jackson September 25, 2006

Ohio Turnpike

An expedient vehicle maneuver used when one needs to defecate immediately (typically a code brown diarrhea emergency) so one is forced to pull to the side of the road. Pull far enough off on the right shoulder and slightly angle the front of the car toward the road. Open the passenger door and no one can see you from in front or behind thus enabling the pooper to squat and lose his bowels in complete privacy.

Dude, I’m gonna’ shit myself! Pull an Ohio Turnpike NOW!!!!!

Ohio Turnpike by MagsMcGavin June 2, 2018

Turdpike

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Somtimes a turdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)

"Don't point that fxxxing turdpike at me man, I'm no shit."

Turdpike by ITman May 5, 2008

The New Jersey Turnpike 

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

The New Jersey Turnpike by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

Pennsylvania Turnpike

A long highway the stretches from the West Virginia border to the New Jersey state line. It takes about 5 hours with no stops to cross it. When you first get on, you pass through Washington, Pa. Later on, after the exit for Altoona you go through 4 tunnels and end up in Harrisburg. Here, it is only another 2 hours to the border. After 1 hour more, the rest is Philadelphia suburbs, nothing to see there.

Travis: What are you doing this weekend?
Colton: I'm driving over to New Jersey
Travis: You must be taking the Pennsylvania Turnpike
Colton: I sure am.

Pennsylvania Turnpike by Gackle June 29, 2011

Turdpikes 

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.

Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)

Leggit lads, loads of oldbill with turdpikes!

Turdpikes by ITman May 5, 2008

New Jersey Turnpike 

A shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot glass.

For his 21st birthday, Jim's friends ordered him a New Jersey Turnpike, which made him vomit.

New Jersey Turnpike by Mark Zawodny January 7, 2004