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turkinerd

Valspeak for a cross between a turkey and a nerd.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
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Turkied

Verb. To get fingered by someone. Only applicable to women.
I got turkied at that party last night!

I'm getting turkied by my boyfriend under the table right now!

I shouldn't have dumped him, he turkied me so good!
by GettinTurkied April 1, 2011
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Turbined

A fully functioning part of an MMORPG that is broken by inept developers upon release of new content that should otherwise have no effect on what was broken.

The expected and normal occurrence for players of a Boston based Online Game development company when players encounter a a fix to the game that breaks 4 things for every one it fixes.

Broken fucking content in your fucking game that had nothing to do with the content they released, yet somehow they broke it because they won't pull the boss's dick out of their mouth long enough to stand up and tell him the content is broken.

Game developers that are more fucking interested in making junk and broken code because they are apparently attempting to code a game when they are fucking drunk and/or too busy T bagging their Executive producer to make sure they don't break anything unrelated to their work.
I just tried to gather my loot, but they turbined the chest and it won't open.

They turbined the forums again, you can't log in.

There should be no real way to break the online store, but they turbined it again.

Oh awesome! Another game update with 7 new quests! Too bad 6 of them have been turbined and have been turned off.
by slag6 May 3, 2013
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turkied up

To consume large amounts of wild turkey 101, get blacked out drunk, and make piss poor decisions
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning?
Dude#2. Like total shit. I got all turkied up, scored an 8 ball, blew all my money, and the wife is super pissed.

Dude#1. You will learn one of these days.
by Cheetoman69er February 4, 2017
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Mud Turkied

Supremely owned, embarrassingly schooled
"I just totally Mud Turkied you at a game of pool." Which translates roughly in to, "I just beat you so bad at pool that your mother started crying and offered me her body so I would stop destroying you so madKorely".
by Jeremy Slider November 15, 2007
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Turpined

being way too drunk, causing yourself to flail beyond the word itself.
Guy 1: man i was fully turpined last night!
Guy 2: naw man, no one can flail like turpin..
by yarry May 31, 2012
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Turbined

(v) - Taking a seven year old music system and revamping it in such a way that it breaks the volume balance between instruments, breaks the sound quality of individual instruments and renders the ability to play large ensemble pieces largely impossible.

To be Turbined is to have your transcribed songs *trashed* due to someone's bright idea to release half-assed code into the live game you are still wacky enough to pay for.

Turbined - the best way to kill a game.
"They Turbined the music system even though we begged them not to release this crap into live gameplay!"

"The devs Turbined themselves when they released a brokeass music system, evidenced by how many players have decided to leave."

"When the musicians were Turbined, a lot of them cancelled their VIP subscriptions."
by Fionwyn November 16, 2014
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