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Turbined

A fully functioning part of an MMORPG that is broken by inept developers upon release of new content that should otherwise have no effect on what was broken.

The expected and normal occurrence for players of a Boston based Online Game development company when players encounter a a fix to the game that breaks 4 things for every one it fixes.

Broken fucking content in your fucking game that had nothing to do with the content they released, yet somehow they broke it because they won't pull the boss's dick out of their mouth long enough to stand up and tell him the content is broken.

Game developers that are more fucking interested in making junk and broken code because they are apparently attempting to code a game when they are fucking drunk and/or too busy T bagging their Executive producer to make sure they don't break anything unrelated to their work.
I just tried to gather my loot, but they turbined the chest and it won't open.

They turbined the forums again, you can't log in.

There should be no real way to break the online store, but they turbined it again.

Oh awesome! Another game update with 7 new quests! Too bad 6 of them have been turbined and have been turned off.
by slag6 May 3, 2013
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Turbined

(v) - Taking a seven year old music system and revamping it in such a way that it breaks the volume balance between instruments, breaks the sound quality of individual instruments and renders the ability to play large ensemble pieces largely impossible.

To be Turbined is to have your transcribed songs *trashed* due to someone's bright idea to release half-assed code into the live game you are still wacky enough to pay for.

Turbined - the best way to kill a game.
"They Turbined the music system even though we begged them not to release this crap into live gameplay!"

"The devs Turbined themselves when they released a brokeass music system, evidenced by how many players have decided to leave."

"When the musicians were Turbined, a lot of them cancelled their VIP subscriptions."
by Fionwyn November 16, 2014
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turbinado

Sweet; awesome; great. Used as you would use, "That is so sweet."
"That is totally turbinado."

"Mo' turbinado."
by Kevin Delaney December 19, 2006
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George Bush Turbine

In a group of wind farm turbines, It's the one not working.
Plural: Bush-Cheney Turbines
We're going green with the wind farm exept for the George Bush turbine>
by merman106 February 6, 2010
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Turpined

being way too drunk, causing yourself to flail beyond the word itself.
Guy 1: man i was fully turpined last night!
Guy 2: naw man, no one can flail like turpin..
by yarry May 31, 2012
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Chocolate Turbine

Arse hole: in particular while refering to the act of anal intrusion
He's so hot I'm gonna smash his Chocolate Turbine tonight
by Juju Boggle March 31, 2009
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The Colbert Wind Turbine

The wind turbine at Key West High School that was named after Stephen Colbert. The naming was passed by unanimous vote from the Monroe County School Board after being proposed by Heindrek A., a senior at the school.

The turbine is part of the school's alternative energy program and is the southernmost turbine in the US. Both the turbine and the naming of the turbine have received national attention including a grant from HP, being covered on BusinessWeek.com, and other blogs, papers, etc. However, at this time, Stephen Colbert has not successfully been contacted about appearing at the 03/20/10 ribbon cutting ceremony.

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Holy kaw! Maybe the Colbert eagle will perch atop the Colbert Wind Turbine and peer up at the space station which holds the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill!!?!
by InsanitySektor February 10, 2010
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