A fully functioning part of an MMORPG that is broken by inept developers upon release of new content that should otherwise have no effect on what was broken.
The expected and normal occurrence for players of a Boston based Online Game development company when players encounter a a fix to the game that breaks 4 things for every one it fixes.
Broken fucking content in your fucking game that had nothing to do with the content they released, yet somehow they broke it because they won't pull the boss's dick out of their mouth long enough to stand up and tell him the content is broken.
Game developers that are more fucking interested in making junk and broken code because they are apparently attempting to code a game when they are fucking drunk and/or too busy T bagging their Executive producer to make sure they don't break anything unrelated to their work.
I just tried to gather my loot, but they turbined the chest and it won't open.
They turbined the forums again, you can't log in.
There should be no real way to break the online store, but they turbined it again.
Oh awesome! Another game update with 7 new quests! Too bad 6 of them have been turbined and have been turned off.
(v) - Taking a seven year old music system and revamping it in such a way that it breaks the volume balance between instruments, breaks the sound quality of individual instruments and renders the ability to play large ensemble pieces largely impossible.
To be Turbined is to have your transcribed songs *trashed* due to someone's bright idea to release half-assed code into the live game you are still wacky enough to pay for.
Turbined - the best way to kill a game.
"They Turbined the music systemeven though we begged them not to release this crap into live gameplay!"
"The devs Turbined themselves when they released a brokeass music system, evidenced by how many players have decided to leave."
"When the musicians were Turbined, a lot of them cancelled their VIP subscriptions."
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.