turhamken 

Take slices of ham, stuff it in a deboned chicken and then stuff that inside a deboned turkey. In the process, add in whatever stuffings, seasonings or aromatic vegetables and fruits you desire. Roast in an oven for the appropriate time for the turhamken's weight.

I am bringing a turhamken to the potluck.

turhamken by Valleyof the hare November 17, 2017

Turtaken 

The belief that gnomes have stolen all the turkeys in the world and companies are selling us oversized chickens instead for Thanksgiving.

The turkey tastes worse than last year because of Turtaken.

Turtaken by BLEEP321 November 28, 2010

Turdament 

A rest room encounter in which two stalled bathroom attendees are both faced with a desire to NOT beat the opposing attendee to the finish line (often called the flush line).

The courteous stall attendee will wait for the opposing, earlier arriving squat jockey to flush before making his/or her pioneering lunge towards the flush line. This thankfully prevents said lunge from becoming recognizable by two of the five senses of the unwitting number two participant.

A rare phenomenon called a Turdament occurs when neither stalwart bung vendor have had a chance to advance their cause. Both sit in incommodious silence while their equally taciturn cube mate continues to clinch harder than a vice grip.

The Turdament winner is crowned with the crapshooter who is able to hold out longer than a fat chick at a salad bar, and more importantly, their opponent.

Hey Tim, you'll never believe how long I had to sit and wait before I won a Turdament today. My lower intestine was more uncomfortable than a lengthy pelvic examination performed by a man with two wooden hands.

Turdament by unitedstains September 12, 2013

Turdament 

When you walk into a public restroom and all the stalls are occupied.

When you walk into a public restroom and all the stalls are occupied. "Damn dude, There must be a TURDament going on!"

Turdament by vegasRedDevil April 18, 2017

tursauken 

Like a turducken but a Deboned chicken stuffed with sausage and then stuffed inside a deboned turkey

For thanksgiving I made a tursauken

tursauken by Laocharles November 25, 2019

turnament

A mass-meeting of wheeled-conveyance operators who compete to see who can steer around curves da most skillfully.

Matt Wetzel and his crew have built a huge tow truck --- dubbed "the world's largest off-road wrecker" --- wif four-wheel steering, so perhaps he might be da winner of a turnament.

turnament by QuacksO March 15, 2023