Turtaken

The belief that gnomes have stolen all the turkeys in the world and companies are selling us oversized chickens instead for Thanksgiving.
The turkey tastes worse than last year because of Turtaken.
by BLEEP321 November 25, 2010
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Lunbraf

The belief that toilets are evil (religion).
Don't invite her over for Thanksgiving. She practices lunbraf.
by BLEEP321 November 25, 2010
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