turnament

A mass-meeting of wheeled-conveyance operators who compete to see who can steer around curves da most skillfully.

Matt Wetzel and his crew have built a huge tow truck --- dubbed "the world's largest off-road wrecker" --- wif four-wheel steering, so perhaps he might be da winner of a turnament.

turnament by QuacksO March 15, 2023

blumpkin tournament 

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.

Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.

blumpkin tournament by cracka_ass_cracka January 17, 2011

Unreal Tournament 2004 

The newest version of Unreal Tournament. Its an awesome FPS.

#1:Lets play Unreal Tournament.
#2:Unreal Tournament 2004 right?
#1:Ya its better than the first.

Unreal Tournament 2004 by 474r1 June 12, 2004

Pokkén Tournament 

A game about ruining friendships by showing them your mad skills with Sceptile

Wow dude, I just totally destroyed my friendship in Pokkén Tournament. #worthit

Pokkén Tournament by MLG Sceptile July 13, 2016

Unreal Tournament 

A FPS game made by Epic Megagames as a multiplayer version of the game Unreal.

In Unreal Tournament, the InstaGib Rifle and Redeemer r0x0rz my b0x0rz

Unreal Tournament by Erika January 19, 2004

Unreal Tournament 

Unreal Tournament is a fast paced first person shooter style game.

The series is now on its 3rd game, unreal tournament 2004 (last was ut2003, and before that the original UT) and soon to release UT2005 (Think sports games). UT2004 features fast-paced, solo and team oriented gameplay, as well as good implementation of vehicles.

The game has almost no single player gameline, and focuses on battlefield style gameplay with implementaion of bots. There are many different gamemodes; including deathmatch, team deathmatch, bombing run, capture the flag, last man standing, mutant, double domination, onslaught and assualt.

Onslaught and assualt both feature vehicluar warfare, and introduce single crew and multi crew vehicles; including the scorpion, manta, raptor, goliath, hellbender, and levithian.

Unreal tournament is designed with a much faster, explosive gameplay than titles like counterstrike and battlefield 1942. Most maps are medium sized and will leave you to encounter enemies every 2-10 seconds or so, and with constant respawning, (not round based) this means that it takes fast reflexes and sharp wit.

The gameplay also features various acrobatic stunts, such as the ability to dodge (double tap a dirction key), wall jump (dodge after jumping near a wall, thereby pushing your characetr off the wall in a flip or cartwheel) and dodge jumping (dodge, then jump to send your character launching through the air at a significant rate)

There are also various power ups, such as double damage, shields, health pickups, health viles, kegs of health and adrenaline. The adrenaline powerups increase you adrenaline level to a max of 100, at which point you can activate one of four combos (speed, beserk, invisible, and booster)

The above are based on UT2004, which obviously offers more features than UT2003 and UT Classic, however these prequels can be understood by thier loyal sequal, ut2004.

Overall, UT contains enoguh features to create dynamic, diverse, and broad gameplay, complete with tons of maps (UT2004 comes with well over 100).

Unreal Tournament is a much faster-paced, explosive shooting game than counterstrike, but offers jsut as much fun and possibly much more variety.

Unreal Tournament by 64bitllama November 14, 2004

unreal tournament 2007 

Visual orgasm. The next Unreal Tournament, scheduled for a late 2006 release. Nothing looks this good and runs in realtime.

"Mom, can I have three thousand dollars?"

"Why?"

"I need to upgrade my computer for Unreal Tournament 2007!"

unreal tournament 2007 by placebo September 22, 2005