N. An orgasm that is so hardcore that it causes one to excrete massive amounts of shit from asshole.
by Kelseycolemarkjessetyler November 26, 2006
Get the turgasm mug.The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.
"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."
by Vixenator June 25, 2009
Get the TARGASM mug.Generally after constipation, when one shits so hard that the feeling of relief and the stimulating of the sensory neurons in the anus, generate an orgasm so intense that many have been know to become enraged and rip the fucking toilet seat off of its hinges.
by Dr. Douchebag July 9, 2010
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by Aimee C July 25, 2008
Get the targasm mug.the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.
can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin
perfect timing is necessary
can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin
perfect timing is necessary
by Sir Jerks-Alot December 25, 2002
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