turgasm
N. An orgasm that is so hardcore that it causes one to excrete massive amounts of shit from asshole.
turgasm by Kelseycolemarkjessetyler November 26, 2006
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TARGASM
The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.
"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."
Turdgasm
Generally after constipation, when one shits so hard that the feeling of relief and the stimulating of the sensory neurons in the anus, generate an orgasm so intense that many have been know to become enraged and rip the fucking toilet seat off of its hinges.
Turdgasm by Dr. Douchebag July 9, 2010
turdgasm
the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.
can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin
perfect timing is necessary
can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin
perfect timing is necessary
turdgasm by Sir Jerks-Alot December 25, 2002
Turdasm
A turd that feels so unbelievably good when you pass it, making you scream "Oh, God!" as if you were having an orgasm.
Turdasm by Jimmy Speedo June 30, 2009
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Torgasmic by malloryyyyyyyyyyy April 1, 2008
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