Turdgasm 

Generally after constipation, when one shits so hard that the feeling of relief and the stimulating of the sensory neurons in the anus, generate an orgasm so intense that many have been know to become enraged and rip the fucking toilet seat off of its hinges.

Roberto: Dude...

Fernando: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?

Alejandro: I just had a Turdgasm...

Turdgasm by Dr. Douchebag July 9, 2010

turdgasm 

the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.

can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin

perfect timing is necessary

Whilst spanking on the toilet, I had an earth-shattering turdgasm.

turdgasm by Sir Jerks-Alot December 25, 2002

Turdgasm

The combined act of achieving the release of faeces and ejaculation, simultaneously, to create intense prostate and penile climactic stimulation.

Bro, the other day I turdgasm’d so hard I passed out!

Turdgasm by Barbershop44 March 21, 2026

Tardgasm

A hybrid word combining Retard and Orgasm. Describes inappropriate behavior or an exaggerated, inappropriate burst of joy.

The word of the day was said on the Peewee Herman show and everyone had a tardgasm.

Tardgasm by Jason's shoes hurt April 16, 2008

Turdasm

A turd that feels so unbelievably good when you pass it, making you scream "Oh, God!" as if you were having an orgasm.

"Those four beef and bean burritos gave me a turdasm!"

Turdasm by Jimmy Speedo June 30, 2009

Nuclear Turdgames

The battle between good and evil feces begins when you and your cropdusting rival both have emerging turtle heads with only one toilet to accommodate the most worthy balloon knot. The rightful ruler of the porcelain throne must be crowned.

A battle royale of anuses commences. The anal adversaries unleash turds of epic proportions. The devastation caused by the colliding fecal matter leads to a mutually assured destruction of both rectums. The A-nal bombs dropped cause a nuclear ass-holocaust with only skidmarks left to crown. There are no winners in the nuclear turdgames...the only way to win is not to (ass)play.

Hey breh, did you watch that epic tale nuclear turdgames. Jon Snow combats Matthew Broderick in a battle of all out fecale warfare.

Nuclear Turdgames by Hughjeffinbyrd March 4, 2018

turgasm 

N. An orgasm that is so hardcore that it causes one to excrete massive amounts of shit from asshole.

Mark fucked jesse so hard that he had a turgasm and turned the sheets a bloodly brownish color.

turgasm by Kelseycolemarkjessetyler November 26, 2006