TARGASM

The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.

"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."

by Vixenator June 25, 2009

targasm

The euphoric, orgasmic feeling one has when shopping at Target, especially when one finds something fantastic.

I had a targasm when I saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.

by Aimee C July 25, 2008

Tardgasm

A hybrid word combining Retard and Orgasm. Describes inappropriate behavior or an exaggerated, inappropriate burst of joy.

The word of the day was said on the Peewee Herman show and everyone had a tardgasm.

by Jason's shoes hurt April 16, 2008

Teargasm

The act of tearing up or crying while having an orgasm.

Dude, I totally gave Kristin a teargasm last night!

by blangobo April 14, 2010

tarzasm

an orgasm so intense, it makes you scream and yell like Tarzan

OMG...you totally gave me a tarzasm

by tarzanista April 27, 2010

Tangasm

Having an orgasm from dancing Tango with a really good dancer.

Oh my god that dance was so great I totally had a Tangasm.

by Tamara1338 April 2, 2008

Torgasmic

A nice adjective to describe a Tori Amos induced orgasm resulting from her amazingness.

I had a torgasmic moment last night while listening to that live version of The Waitress.

by malloryyyyyyyyyyy April 1, 2008