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turdtexting
How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?
turdtexting by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019
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Turdtoe • TurdTesticle • turdtoter • turdmoe • turdteen • Turdtle Theorem • turdtoater • turdtomatoe • Turdtorial • Turdtown, USA
Turdtown, USA
Slang for an area, usually inside or adjacent to an area shared by humans, heavily populated by domestic animals.
Turdtown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019
TurdTesticle
In the act of plowing a women in the anal region, one then attempts to pull out, thus causing feces to come shooting out on to ones testicles.
I was fucking this bitch in the ass and when i pulled out, there on my ball sack was a TurdTesticle.
TurdTesticle by Tc1-gerry-GPill-o-Pedalfoot May 16, 2010
turdteen
turdteen by i feel beasty January 13, 2010
turdmoe
The compound word "Turdmoe" is used to describe a person in which there is little value or in many cases a negative value. This insult may be more easily understood broken up into its parts, "turd - moe". "Turd" meaning a lump of fecal matter whereas "Moe" added to the end intends to personify the aforementioned "turd" with a negative connotation. The use of this word is more commonly in reference to a person in an undisclosed region of our planet. He was so nicknamed around quarter 2 of the year 2000.
Pittsburgh Turdtop
The act of bringing one's laptop, netbook or tablet into the bathroom to use while taking a shit.
This act is called a 'Pittsburgh' turdtop due to the fact that most people in the city of Pittsburgh eat a diet that is less healthy than those in other major cities, therefore spend more time in the bathroom. To make up for the lapse in productivity, the laptop is brought into the bathroom during defecation and is a generally accepted behavior in Pittsburgh.
For some Pittsburghers, this is the only time the laptop is taken off the charger.
This act is called a 'Pittsburgh' turdtop due to the fact that most people in the city of Pittsburgh eat a diet that is less healthy than those in other major cities, therefore spend more time in the bathroom. To make up for the lapse in productivity, the laptop is brought into the bathroom during defecation and is a generally accepted behavior in Pittsburgh.
For some Pittsburghers, this is the only time the laptop is taken off the charger.
After a night out to eat at Fat Heads or Primanti Brothers, a person may take a Pittsburgh Turdtop for some entertainment while ass-chaos is sure to ensue.
Pittsburgh Turdtop by ratf March 21, 2011
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.