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turdboner

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.
1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"
by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012
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turbonegro

1) Turbonegro is an awesome band from Norway which tries to combine the best of heavy metal, rock and punk music into a non-politically-correct version of punk, and does.
2) A turbonegro is a large, well-equipped, armed black male in a fast car, out for vengeance. Turbonegro the band refers to themselves as his prophet.
1) Turbonegro is a awesome band from Norway.
2) That Turbonegro looks like he is going to kill someone.
by Useff June 6, 2005
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turdberg

A turd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. Similar to an iceberg, except found in much "shittier" locations.
"Wow, I just took a huge dump and there's a turd that's sticking partway above the water!" "Sounds like you just made a turdberg... fat chance you'll get that sucker to flush!"
by Brian Feldman July 23, 2008
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Treboner

The act of having a boner, but your name is Tre.
I have the weirdest Treboner right now...
by Forestspirit February 11, 2012
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Turbonegro

The greatest band of all time, these Denim Demons hail from Norway, speak German and sing in English. Their display of talent never ceases to dazzle. Their fanbase consists of extremely devoted "Turbo-Jugend", translated from German, Turbo Youth, wears denim jackets ("DER KUTTE") and kicks some serious ass.
Turbonegro is the best Death Punk band - no, wait - the best BAND ever!
by flip dizzle April 1, 2005
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turdminer

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.
A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."
by justadrunk August 16, 2004
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turbonegro

The greatest band in the world. Turbonegro combines heavy metal, punk, and rock to create a great deathpunk sound. They are heard very often in the background music for MTV's Viva La Bam.
Turbonegro wrote the theme song for MTV's Wildboyz.
-Darkness Forever!
by Apocalypse Dude July 2, 2005
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