Vacuumed
Vacuumed by DoctorJosiah April 3, 2011
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Vacuumed
Kyle: Is she keeping the kid?
Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed
Or
Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.
Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.
Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed
Or
Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.
Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.
Vacuumed by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012
vacuumed bull
A way of describing a black man's penis; usually in tight pants, that it looks as if its been vacuum sealed to his leg/thigh.
vacuumed bull by StraightWhiteMale. January 10, 2025
<.0.8.7.8.0.>Angel JOse Robles' Talks So Much Shit THat He Vacuumed A Carrot<.0.8.7.8.0.>
Vacuumdickelberg
Pronounced: Vack-U-Dick-l-Berg
When u vacuum up ur gfs fake masturbating dildo vibrator but it’s so bright pink that it explodes and spills glitter and cum all over you so you have to vacuum again
But then you remember that you left ur children on an iceberg in California bc there’s lots of icebergs in California bc that place is fucked up
After u walk to California and try to save ur kids they are already dead from hypothermia so u walk back home and vacuum the glittery cum from ur gfs now exploded pink vibrator
When u vacuum up ur gfs fake masturbating dildo vibrator but it’s so bright pink that it explodes and spills glitter and cum all over you so you have to vacuum again
But then you remember that you left ur children on an iceberg in California bc there’s lots of icebergs in California bc that place is fucked up
After u walk to California and try to save ur kids they are already dead from hypothermia so u walk back home and vacuum the glittery cum from ur gfs now exploded pink vibrator
Example: Brett:guess what I did last night
Pauliam:no one cares dickwad
Have fun using vacuumdickelberg in ur daily vocabulary kids
Pauliam:no one cares dickwad
Have fun using vacuumdickelberg in ur daily vocabulary kids
Vacuumdickelberg by Balls_falls April 19, 2022
Panty-Vacuumer
That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!
Panty-Vacuumer by CIRCE0801 May 18, 2010
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