Vacuumed
Vacuumed by DoctorJosiah April 3, 2011
Words you can keep
Vacuumed
Kyle: Is she keeping the kid?
Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed
Or
Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.
Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.
Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed
Or
Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.
Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.
Vacuumed by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012
vacuumed bull
A way of describing a black man's penis; usually in tight pants, that it looks as if its been vacuum sealed to his leg/thigh.
vacuumed bull by StraightWhiteMale. January 10, 2025
<.0.8.7.8.0.>Angel JOse Robles' Talks So Much Shit THat He Vacuumed A Carrot<.0.8.7.8.0.>
Vacuumdickelberg
Pronounced: Vack-U-Dick-l-Berg
When u vacuum up ur gfs fake masturbating dildo vibrator but it’s so bright pink that it explodes and spills glitter and cum all over you so you have to vacuum again
But then you remember that you left ur children on an iceberg in California bc there’s lots of icebergs in California bc that place is fucked up
After u walk to California and try to save ur kids they are already dead from hypothermia so u walk back home and vacuum the glittery cum from ur gfs now exploded pink vibrator
When u vacuum up ur gfs fake masturbating dildo vibrator but it’s so bright pink that it explodes and spills glitter and cum all over you so you have to vacuum again
But then you remember that you left ur children on an iceberg in California bc there’s lots of icebergs in California bc that place is fucked up
After u walk to California and try to save ur kids they are already dead from hypothermia so u walk back home and vacuum the glittery cum from ur gfs now exploded pink vibrator
Example: Brett:guess what I did last night
Pauliam:no one cares dickwad
Have fun using vacuumdickelberg in ur daily vocabulary kids
Pauliam:no one cares dickwad
Have fun using vacuumdickelberg in ur daily vocabulary kids
Vacuumdickelberg by Balls_falls April 19, 2022
Panty-Vacuumer
That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!
Panty-Vacuumer by CIRCE0801 May 18, 2010
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!