Turdhammer 

1. a gay man who engages in anal sex
2. a person/object with little or no value/use, ie. a hammer made from turds

1. Awww, geez. Look at Jack and Shaun. Those two turdhammers are goin' at it again!
2. Is Cashman good for anything? He's such a turdhammer!

Turdhammer by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

turdtamper 

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing

my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done

turdtamper by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

Turd Hammer 

Synonym for fudge packer.

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!

Turd Hammer by Charlie Donovan December 1, 2011

turd hammer 

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".

Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?

turd hammer by renegade63x September 18, 2009

turdtamper 

a male who likes to be active in anal sex

patrice is a total turdtamper, my asshole still hurts

turdtamper by butthead June 29, 2007

turd hammer 

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.

I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.

turd hammer by Bill Wixby January 16, 2007