turd tamper

One who likes the anal descent with a ramming action with the same sex.

Leroy forced Kyle over the couch and yelled hey boy get ready for the turd tamper....I'm hungry hope you stretched.Bow down boy I'm starving.

by flippersideways November 26, 2013

tea leaves

Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.

Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.

by flippersideways November 22, 2013