turdsnake
An extended turd half in and half out of the toilet water, that looks like it's about to wriggle up and out of the bowl.
turdsnake by Exterminator 2 February 26, 2011
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Phantom Turd Snake
When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.
"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."
Not to be confused with "phantom shit"
Not to be confused with "phantom shit"
Phantom Turd Snake by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014
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turdsnatcher
A patron at a restaurant who puts his/her hand in the mint bowl and drops a few back into the bowl.....what a turdsnatcher!
turdsnatcher by JS 827CA October 13, 2006
turdonkey
A turdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. Combines a "turkey" which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a "donkey" which refers to a fat, ugly chick.
I almost skied right into that dumbass turdonkey today as I skied down a run. Would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.
turdonkey by skidoo8649 February 15, 2010
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