turdsnake 

An extended turd half in and half out of the toilet water, that looks like it's about to wriggle up and out of the bowl.

That turdsnake in the bowl looks like it's still alive and coming back onto dry land.

turdsnake by Exterminator 2 February 26, 2011

Phantom Turd Snake 

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

Phantom Turd Snake by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014

turdshake

when you have to remove feces from your penis after anal sex.

Dude, I had to turdshake my wiener after doing it doggystyle last night.

turdshake by Thermador June 11, 2016

turdsnatcher 

One who acts in a manner akin to someone who would actually steal a turd....an asshole!

A patron at a restaurant who puts his/her hand in the mint bowl and drops a few back into the bowl.....what a turdsnatcher!

turdsnatcher by JS 827CA October 13, 2006

turdskeet 

when your ass skeets out a turd from your ass

bro did you just shart, no I made a turdskeet in my pants

turdskeet by muckred January 18, 2023

turdmaker 

someone who talks a lot of shit.

Did you hear what she said?
Yeah! what a turdmaker! Someone needs to put her in her place.

turdmaker by ** us ** March 3, 2011

turdonkey 

A turdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. Combines a "turkey" which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a "donkey" which refers to a fat, ugly chick.

I almost skied right into that dumbass turdonkey today as I skied down a run. Would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.

turdonkey by skidoo8649 February 15, 2010