turdonkey 

A turdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. Combines a "turkey" which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a "donkey" which refers to a fat, ugly chick.

I almost skied right into that dumbass turdonkey today as I skied down a run. Would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.

turdonkey by skidoo8649 February 15, 2010

Furdonkeyshnerda 

A swift kick to the balls

If you dont shut up I'll give you a furdonkeyshnerda

Furdonkeyshnerda by Jon brannn August 25, 2020

Tronkey 

A donkey with a horn, allied with the Unicorns!

Tronkeys are a mythical creature.

Tronkey by Star Trek fan! November 18, 2013

turnkey 

A prison guard or jail guard.

Antoine yelled for more food until the turnkey walked up to his cell and told him to shut up.

turnkey by PMax March 15, 2008

tardmonkey 

Someone with the intellect of a retarded monkey.

You're such a tardmonkey.

tardmonkey by John Wass November 14, 2003

turnkey solution 

All set up ready to go... originally used regarding computer software - locked and loaded, just needs the turnkey to operate....

In other words - another friggin' meaningless buzz word seconded to every two bit copywriter in need of a sales point when they don't know what their software, company or boss actually does

We offer turnkey solutions to all your business needs

turnkey solution by The Fast Rita October 25, 2007

Turdwonker 

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.

Last night I had a huge turdwonker.

Turdwonker by HandRat July 2, 2021