turdskeet

when your ass skeets out a turd from your ass

bro did you just shart, no I made a turdskeet in my pants

by muckred January 18, 2023

Turdkeeper

Someone who constantly reminds someone of the time they have spent on the toilet while that person is trying to defecate in peace.

Similar to the word "Timekeeper"

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Dude, it's been 78 seconds and you are still on the toilet.

Shut the hell up you Turdkeeper.

by The Best Definer Ever? October 12, 2010