turdskeet 

when your ass skeets out a turd from your ass

bro did you just shart, no I made a turdskeet in my pants

turdskeet by muckred January 18, 2023

Turdkeeper 

Someone who constantly reminds someone of the time they have spent on the toilet while that person is trying to defecate in peace.

Similar to the word "Timekeeper"

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Dude, it's been 78 seconds and you are still on the toilet.

Shut the hell up you Turdkeeper.

Turdkeeper by The Best Definer Ever? October 12, 2010