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turdshine
to polish the crap until salable. Usually applies to making something appear more desirable than it really is when in reality it is a steaming pile of fecal mass. Can be used in any situation involving making things that suck look less suckier and passing them off as being the coolest fucking thing on earth.
"Time for a new update, lets just apply some turdshine to the old release and charge them for the higher version number."
"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."
"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."
turdshine by theantilulz November 5, 2011
Related Words
turdshake • turdsnake • terd shaker • turdmaker • turdscape • turdshackle • turdshagger • turdshine • turdskeet • Turdwhacker
turdsnake
An extended turd half in and half out of the toilet water, that looks like it's about to wriggle up and out of the bowl.
turdsnake by Exterminator 2 February 26, 2011
turdshackle
turdshackle by Brooke.M March 23, 2008
turdshagger
Someone who considers him/herself to be of a superior intelligence or class, whose only contribution to a discussion thread on a message board consists of condescending posts bearing no relevance to the topic.
Sorry I dont usually get involved in such dribble But i think this thread has reached it's end.
And the turdshagger strikes again.
And the turdshagger strikes again.
turdshagger by ras-ole November 7, 2011
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