turdunken
turdunken by the fuck fairy December 17, 2006
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Turdunken
I recently had an conversation with a d-bag from Buffalo NY, and below is the actual conversation that transpired at 2 am in a Double Tree hotel bar while on a business trip -
A common misconception is that "turdunken" is a turkey stuffed in a duck stuffed in a chicken...some (drunken billski from Buffalo) may also say that it is a turkey stuffed in duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a goat stuffed in a pig...then you smoke it for two hours....However I corrected the billski from Buffalo by telling him what a turdunken really was -
"NO NO NO you've got it all wrong. Its actually called a "turbaby" a baby stuffed in a turtle... the recipe calls for one part turtle and one part baby. For best taste a baby between 3 and 7 months is required, because before 3 months the skull is too soft (milky consistancy) and after 7 months the skull burns too easily. Then you deep fry it for two days...and make sure you have at least 2 to 3 quart of propane"
the guy looked at me like i was a complete psycho...then i told his wife (45 year old lady w/giant funbags) that she had great tits and I was in room 313. Went back to my room (313) beat off to a $30 porn and cried myself to sleep
All in all it was a great night
A common misconception is that "turdunken" is a turkey stuffed in a duck stuffed in a chicken...some (drunken billski from Buffalo) may also say that it is a turkey stuffed in duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a goat stuffed in a pig...then you smoke it for two hours....However I corrected the billski from Buffalo by telling him what a turdunken really was -
"NO NO NO you've got it all wrong. Its actually called a "turbaby" a baby stuffed in a turtle... the recipe calls for one part turtle and one part baby. For best taste a baby between 3 and 7 months is required, because before 3 months the skull is too soft (milky consistancy) and after 7 months the skull burns too easily. Then you deep fry it for two days...and make sure you have at least 2 to 3 quart of propane"
the guy looked at me like i was a complete psycho...then i told his wife (45 year old lady w/giant funbags) that she had great tits and I was in room 313. Went back to my room (313) beat off to a $30 porn and cried myself to sleep
All in all it was a great night
do you know what a turdunken really is??? it's a baby stuffed in a turtle
Turdunken...really...i'm in 313...you've got "great tits"
Turdunken...really...i'm in 313...you've got "great tits"
Turdunken by Billy Billski May 30, 2008
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turdunken
A turkey prepared in such a way as to resemble a delicious donut. For example, glazed with chocolate, sprinkled with sprinkles, and stuffed with donut holes. Not to be confused with turducken.
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turduckenolio
n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.
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(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
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A beautifully constructed piece of meat containing turkey, duck, and chicken. Often eaten at holiday. Some say it looks like a vagina.
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Grandpa- only a wonderful meat masterpiece aka ... the truducken.
Grandpa- only a wonderful meat masterpiece aka ... the truducken.
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