Turdonken

It’s a cross between a Turtle, a Donkey and a chicken. Basically calling them a slow, jackass, who’s a coward all in one.

You such a stubborn turdonken!!

We could’ve been there 2 hours ago if you weren’t such a turdonken

by Sloppy021704 March 12, 2018

metaphysical turducken

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

by Definite Article March 11, 2009

turdonion

when one peels back the layers of of detail in a situation, encountering increasing levels of pain and discomfort (e.g. crying while peeling an onion), only to discover in the end that the situation is in fact really a turd.

Hey Mike... I've been digging into this new project you gave me, and I don't think it's an onion...I am standing here crying holding a turd... Thanks for the turdonion, bro..

by DaddyG August 6, 2012

turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

by Danger500 May 17, 2011

Stuffing the turducken

The act of putting a chicken inside of a duck, which is then stuffed inside a turkey.

The act of masturbating, especially when done in a kitchen or butcher shop.

Every year the hardest part of preparing the Thanksgiving feast is the act of stuffing the turducken.

Trevor's mom screamed in terror when she walked into the kitchen and saw him stuffing the turducken.

by Boycetastrophy October 25, 2010

turducken

1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.

2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.

3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.

1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"

2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."

3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."

by Chumbucket October 31, 2006