Ashtabula 

A city in Ohio known for being more worthless than a pile of shit.

Ew, no way are we going to Ashtabula.

Ashtabula by shylzbfkkjbyjbgfyu April 2, 2011

Ashtabula 

An ugly ass, a nasty ass. A reference to the "city" of Ashtabula in Ohio and its ugly ass inhabitants. Can also be used to describe an ugly blemish or physical flaw.

Dude, I've got this wicked Ashtabula growing under my balls!

Ashtabula by :sco: July 13, 2010

ashtabula 

A shithole town in Northeast Ohio that you have to make up party organizations to have fun in. See carpe noctem 3.

A car with no wheels. That's a metaphor. We have all the parts, and maybe at one point in time we could have been cool, but then we fucked up.

ashtabula by Carpe Noctem March 28, 2005

Ashtabula 

pretty much the shittiest place in ohio. where you cann't drive down the street without almost hitting some white trash asshole walking down the middle of the road holding 5 save-a-lot bags. where the biggest and most exciting store in town is super walmart. where the only thing to do on a friday night is go bowling or to b-dubs. thank god it's only an hour from cleveland.

If you ever have the opportunity to move out of Ashtabula, TAKE IT!

Ashtabula by bula hater May 16, 2006

ashtabula ohio 

The place where dead ends and meth heads coside dont forget about herion though mixture of a nasty trash smell and chemicals place where your more likey to find meth then a payphone

Holy shit smell that? Yeah thats ashtabula ohio nasty place

ashtabula ohio by Trillzz July 16, 2017

Ashtabula Pretty 

The glass ceiling of beautiful that one can achieve while still living in Ashtabula County, Ohio.

Yeah, shes okay, but she's at best "Ashtabula Pretty"

Ashtabula Pretty by Imonlyhere4thelulz May 6, 2018

Ayatula of Ashtabula 

The Ayatula of Ashtabula is a mystical snow deity from the Great Lakes snow belt who can create or halt snowfall.

He frequently assumes human form as a virgin nerd. The Ayatula of Ashtabula is full of power and is not to be messed with.

The Ayatula of Ashtabula caused a freak blizzard on the East Coast in October.

Ayatula of Ashtabula by quesondriac November 1, 2011