An ugly ass, a nasty ass. A reference to the "city" of Ashtabula in Ohio and its ugly ass inhabitants. Can also be used to describe an ugly blemish or physical flaw.

Dude, I've got this wicked Ashtabula growing under my balls!

Ashtabula by :sco: July 13, 2010

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ashtabula

A shithole town in Northeast Ohio that you have to make up party organizations to have fun in. See carpe noctem 3.

A car with no wheels. That's a metaphor. We have all the parts, and maybe at one point in time we could have been cool, but then we fucked up.

ashtabula by Carpe Noctem March 28, 2005

Ashtabula

pretty much the shittiest place in ohio. where you cann't drive down the street without almost hitting some white trash asshole walking down the middle of the road holding 5 save-a-lot bags. where the biggest and most exciting store in town is super walmart. where the only thing to do on a friday night is go bowling or to b-dubs. thank god it's only an hour from cleveland.

If you ever have the opportunity to move out of Ashtabula, TAKE IT!

Ashtabula by bula hater May 16, 2006

ashtabula ohio

The place where dead ends and meth heads coside dont forget about herion though mixture of a nasty trash smell and chemicals place where your more likey to find meth then a payphone

Holy shit smell that? Yeah thats ashtabula ohio nasty place

ashtabula ohio by Trillzz July 16, 2017

Ashtabula Pretty

The glass ceiling of beautiful that one can achieve while still living in Ashtabula County, Ohio.

Yeah, shes okay, but she's at best "Ashtabula Pretty"

Ashtabula Pretty by Imonlyhere4thelulz May 6, 2018

Ayatula of Ashtabula

The Ayatula of Ashtabula is a mystical snow deity from the Great Lakes snow belt who can create or halt snowfall.

He frequently assumes human form as a virgin nerd. The Ayatula of Ashtabula is full of power and is not to be messed with.

The Ayatula of Ashtabula caused a freak blizzard on the East Coast in October.

Ayatula of Ashtabula by quesondriac November 1, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026