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Ashtabula 

An ugly ass, a nasty ass. A reference to the "city" of Ashtabula in Ohio and its ugly ass inhabitants. Can also be used to describe an ugly blemish or physical flaw.
Dude, I've got this wicked Ashtabula growing under my balls!
Ashtabula by :sco: July 13, 2010

ashtabula 

A shithole town in Northeast Ohio that you have to make up party organizations to have fun in. See carpe noctem 3.
A car with no wheels. That's a metaphor. We have all the parts, and maybe at one point in time we could have been cool, but then we fucked up.
ashtabula by Carpe Noctem March 28, 2005

Ashtabula 

pretty much the shittiest place in ohio. where you cann't drive down the street without almost hitting some white trash asshole walking down the middle of the road holding 5 save-a-lot bags. where the biggest and most exciting store in town is super walmart. where the only thing to do on a friday night is go bowling or to b-dubs. thank god it's only an hour from cleveland.
If you ever have the opportunity to move out of Ashtabula, TAKE IT!
Ashtabula by bula hater May 16, 2006

ashtabula ohio 

The place where dead ends and meth heads coside dont forget about herion though mixture of a nasty trash smell and chemicals place where your more likey to find meth then a payphone
Holy shit smell that? Yeah thats ashtabula ohio nasty place
ashtabula ohio by Trillzz July 16, 2017

Ashtabula Pretty 

The glass ceiling of beautiful that one can achieve while still living in Ashtabula County, Ohio.
Yeah, shes okay, but she's at best "Ashtabula Pretty"

Ayatula of Ashtabula 

The Ayatula of Ashtabula is a mystical snow deity from the Great Lakes snow belt who can create or halt snowfall.

He frequently assumes human form as a virgin nerd. The Ayatula of Ashtabula is full of power and is not to be messed with.
The Ayatula of Ashtabula caused a freak blizzard on the East Coast in October.
Ayatula of Ashtabula by quesondriac November 1, 2011
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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