turdpuncher

A man, whose sexual preferences lean toward the male population. Who also enjoys taking part in anal sexual intercourse. Wherein his penis will inevitably make contact with excrement inside the colon. His enthusiastic thrusting creates a "punching" motion causing the excrement to become packed tightly inside the recipient. Causing great discomfort.

"Mark is such a turdpuncher!"

by TwerkedOutBrindlemeyer May 9, 2008

turdpercher

Person who takes a dump and doesn't flush it right away, but prefers to sit there, a scant few inches, above their sopping wet pile of stinking feces.

Public washroom, guy in stall #1 hears guy in stall #2 drop the splashbomb. In the next few seconds there is rancid odor, but no flushing!?! So, guy in stall #1 bangs on the wall, shouting...

"...Hey, turdpercher, how 'bout a courtesy flush Yo!!

by W. Morris February 15, 2008

turd puncher

One who frequently engages in anal sex.

"You faggot ass turd puncher you"

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

turdmuncher

Somebody who munches turds

Kelly: hey sue, what are you doing tonight?
Sue: Not much kelly, how bout you?
Kelly: Thought I might watch a movie and munch some turds. Wanna come over?
Sue: Sounds great kel, I love munching turds!

by Dave September 19, 2003