Turdmeric 

A spice loved by butt burglars

Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric

Turdmeric by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

turdmenistan 

/tûrdˈmɛnɨstæn/ A turdistan or a squat toilet, also known as laturda (from Italian alla turda), intended for use by men.

I should have taken a dump back at the turdmenistan. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic.

turdmenistan by zaquax December 25, 2010

turdpercher 

Person who takes a dump and doesn't flush it right away, but prefers to sit there, a scant few inches, above their sopping wet pile of stinking feces.

Public washroom, guy in stall #1 hears guy in stall #2 drop the splashbomb. In the next few seconds there is rancid odor, but no flushing!?! So, guy in stall #1 bangs on the wall, shouting...

"...Hey, turdpercher, how 'bout a courtesy flush Yo!!

turdpercher by W. Morris February 15, 2008

Turdmarine 

derived from the words Turd and Submarine. A Turdmarine is created when someone accidentally shits themselves whilst taking a bath, and the piece of crap is left floating around in the water.

Hey! Check out this massive turdmarine I just dumped in the tub!

Turdmarine by mikeland October 29, 2008

turdmeister 

A Procurer of fecal matter.

Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."

turdmeister by George Hayward December 6, 2006

Turdpercy 

A bit of an idiot. First seen in the Top Gear Book, and used ever since.

That guy is such a turdpercy!

Turdpercy by mackworf May 14, 2009

turmeric talons

That yellowing of the fingernails you get after eating indian food. Turmeric is the spice that gives that orangey-yellow colour to a dish.

Stan: Eeeew! Your nails are gross! What have you been up to?

Ollie: I got a set meal for two at the Bay of Bengal last night. It's just turmeric talons.

turmeric talons by flangelina March 27, 2010