Turdicken 

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken

Turdicken by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011

Turdicken 

The act of diving on to ones table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas, and doing so while bare ass naked and spearing the pheasant with your dick then proceeding to slide off the table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect penis.

e.g. Uncle Tom pulled a turdicken last Thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.

Turdicken by Quasiboner December 27, 2014

Turdicken 

When a man inserts his erect penis into his partner's unwashed anus after a very recent, very intense defecation, and then inserts it into her mouth.

"Honey, are you hungry? I know you had Indian for lunch, so how about some turdicken for dinner?"

Turdicken by livefreeorjew April 24, 2022

Turdicken 

Turdicken is a chicken breast wrapped in a split open bull penis stuffed into a turkey and baked. Often served at Seder as well as Ramadan and Christmas. It is also the main course at the White House Thanksgiving feast.

"Grandma made Turdicken for Christmas dinner!"
"I often enjoy a nice Turdicken sandwich."

Turdicken by AndrewVandersmith March 26, 2010

metaphysical turducken 

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

metaphysical turducken by Definite Article March 11, 2009

Turdick 

When you're so black your dick looks like a turd.

It's me Marcus Ragland,"Turdick"...... Turdick gang nigga.

Turdick by GILLYMILLYHOE July 17, 2022

turduckenolio 

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

turduckenolio by Doctor Science February 20, 2011