turdaconda

A turd that is so long and thick it circles the toilet in a spiral pattern encompassing the bowl.

I just dropped a turdaconda

by Darthmoto September 24, 2023

turdaconda

Dropping a turd so large in width and length it circles the bowl until it reaches the top with the head standing up in the center.

I just dropped a turdaconda.

by Darthmoto September 24, 2023

Turdacadabra

When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - the turd has pulled a 'turdacadabra' on you

Dude, I've been turdacadabra'd so many times recently! It's starting to get on my nerves!

by ben7777777 March 14, 2011