turdee
WTF! Did you see that German turdee dressed as a nun on muchosucko.com. That is some fucking bizarre shit!
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Amber turded
the act of shitting a turd/solid fecal matter onto the bed of your boyfriend/spouse like actress Amber Heard.
"My girlfriend just Amber turded onto my bed."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."
Amber turded by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022
Amber turded
(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle
Amber turded by amber turd May 17, 2022
box turdle
When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.
"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."
box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014
turdwell
Extreme form of Mangina-ism. Inescapable need to defend the female gender and fear of offending women, to the point of ignoring facts and propagating obvious fallacies. Need to be heard and respected. Synonym of Tardwell/ Roddy Tardwell.
Example.
Man: I paid a hooker but I don't know how to tell her what I like.
Friend: dude, you're such a turdwell!
Man: I paid a hooker but I don't know how to tell her what I like.
Friend: dude, you're such a turdwell!
turdwell by Devilmademedoit March 9, 2014
Turdette
1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)
Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)
Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)
Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)
Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)
Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
Turdette by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
chasing turdbeams
chasing turdbeams by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019