JHQ's definitions

geefur

a smart pair of slip-on trainers

I can't beleive the bouncers wouldn't let me into the club with my geefurs on.

by JHQ March 9, 2005

geefer

A smart pair of slip-on trainers

I can't beleive the club didn't let me in with my geefers on.

by JHQ May 13, 2005

turdor

One who deficates the turd on the turdee, on the internet it seems this person is usually a supposed German priest.

Did you see that sick bird chomping on that special choclate brownie? When the camera panned back it was from the arse of a turdor! Fuck man! He was a German priest too!

by JHQ April 3, 2005

fuckwankpissshitcunt

An exclamation of pain and surprise when you stubb your toe or bang yourself on something.

FUCKWANKPISSSHITCUNT! Who put that fucking hammer there?

by JHQ May 13, 2005

Fox

A way or saying fuck in an office email without getting caught by the email police

Worker 1 - I'm foxed off, this foxing project is a load of foxing rubbish. I'm going to fox off home in a minute.
Worker 2 - Well fox u then!

by JHQ December 28, 2005

turdee

One who receives the defication from the turdor in pleasurable turd chomping sessions.

WTF! Did you see that German turdee dressed as a nun on muchosucko.com. That is some fucking bizarre shit!

by JHQ April 3, 2005

Ratley

Another word for girlfriend

Are you bringing your ratley out tonight?

by JHQ April 3, 2005